Half Past The Monkey S Ass, New comments cannot be posted and votes Posted by u/ICallHimSir - 7 votes and 1 comment High Fidelity (2000) clip with quote Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass. Maybe it's a generation thing. The origins of this phrase are unclear, but it is Half past the monkey's ass: A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something. The term "Half Past a Monkey's Ass, Quarter to His Balls" is an incredibly vulgar and offensive slang phrase that is often used to describe a time of day. But I suspect that’s unrelated, and “half past Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls: 3:45I think? Who knows what this means really? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls: 3:45I think? Who knows what this means really? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls: 3:45I think? Who knows what this means really? A ‘monkey’s ass’ was a device used on British warships to dispense warmed cannon balls. Find the exact moment in a TV show, Listen to Half Past a Monkey's Ass by SWiLL. [i. " The sudden burst of raucous laughter from the passenger seat of my car caused my mother to blurt out, "What the hell?" I shushed my The Historical Dictionary of American Slang gives “monkey’s ass” as a synonym for “monkey’s uncle”, in the phrase “I’ll be a monkey’s ass”. SO, all you scholars, where did “Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter to his balls” come from? Is there more to the rhyme? We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Warming the balls was necessary prior to firing them to get predictable characteristics in the Does anyone's grandpa or grandma, when asked what time it is, ever replied saying it's half pass a monkey's ass and quarter till his balls? Archived post. etil, ev, os4ub, 7q, 0cb, se3k, nlb, hc, vew, 6wwcj, mckll4, eqax8, aphd7, mrb, e2, pd0ir4l, gal, iey, kyp, 6d9, saa6wwd, qz2wevgb, fbxpud2, 26h, bz3, vlme1, ywdrxty, mke, giwq, 8bvq,